Method 2: The "I'm a Prophet, Hear Me Out" Technique

A bold approach to divination, where you simply state your predictions out loud, no matter how outlandish or absurd they may sound.

Step 1: Stand on a soapbox, in the town center, and declare your prophecy to the masses.

Step 2: Hold firm, as the villagers either laugh or stone you.

Step 3: Repeat, for maximum effect, until the townsfolk start to believe you.

For an added bonus, wear a fedora, because, let's be real, it's a prophet thing.

For further guidance, visit the appendix for more on this technique.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experiment 17: The Prophet's Soapbox Spin.