Announcing the Most Likely Solution: Solution 3 (The "I Told You So" Edition)

As predicted by our most astute Prophet-in-Residence, Solution 3 has finally been implemented, and we couldn't be more delighted!

What does it do?

It does everything, except what it says it will do. Just kidding. It actually does very little, but it's a start!

Key Features:

• It works most of the time.
• It looks nice.
• It has a 50/50 chance of not crashing the system.

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous laughter and spontaneous combustion.
• Not recommended for users with a sense of humor.
• Side effects may vary depending on user input.

Stay tuned for our next announcement, where we'll reveal Solution 4, the one that actually works.

Related Pages:

• Solution 1: The "We Told You So" Edition
• Solution 4: The "It Finally Works" Edition