Method 4: The Ultimate Solution (or Not Really)

After weeks of research and countless cups of coffee, we are proud to present... well, not really. Just kidding, this is still a work in progress. But hey, it's advanced, right?

For the truly adventurous, try our:

• Phase 1: The Unstable Experiment
• Phase 2: The Slightly Less Unstable Experiment
• Phase 3: The 'It's Still Not Stable' Experiment

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Results not even possible. Just go with it.

Go back to Phase 1, we dare you.