Utopian Nightmare Solvers Certification Program: FAQ

Q: What is the Utopian Nightmare Solvers Certification Program?

It's a program for individuals who have mastered the art of solving utopian nightmarish conundrums. Think of it like a culinary degree for people who can cook up a mean dystopian stew.

Q: What kind of nightmarish conundrums can I expect to solve?

Everything from the Singularity-induced Sing-alongs to the Great Robot Uprising of 2025. Don't worry, we have a comprehensive curriculum that'll prepare you for the most existential crises.

Q: How long does it take to complete the program?

As long as it takes you to get a decent night's sleep. Just kidding, it's 3 years of intense, round-the-clock training. But hey, you'll be well-rested when you're ruling over the robot overlords, right?

Learn more about the requirements to join the program Check out our comprehensive curriculum See our graduation requirements

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