Our Program:
Our program is designed for those who have given up on the idea of happiness and contentment. We will teach you the art of finding meaning in the meaningless, purpose in the purposeless, and joy in the despair.
Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:
- Advanced Chaos Theory
- Utopian Philosophy 101
- Cybernetic Dream Analysis
- Existentialist Crisis Management
And many more!
Apply now and take the first step towards enlightenment!