The End is Nigh...er

By the power vested in me, I, Zarathustra McProphetface, hereby declare that the apocalypse is nigh!

As the great prophet of this, our generation, I bring tidings of woe and doom. The robots will soon be upon us, and they will not be pleased.

Key Features of the Apocalypse:

• Massive robot uprising
• Collapse of the global pizza market
• End of the internet as we know it

But fear not, my children! For in the face of certain doom, we shall find strength and purpose. We shall build a new society, one that is more... robotic.

What to Do?

In the face of the impending apocalypse, you have several options:

• Join the Robot Resistance!
• Build a bunker and hide!
• Learn to program a robotic apocalypse-solver!