A Celestial Event of the Highest Order: Disruptor 2.0

By the powers vested in me, I declare that the fabric of space-time itself has been temporarily rearranged.

A rift has opened in the fabric of the cosmos, causing widespread distortions in the space-continuum.

This has led to the following effects:

• Stars have been seen twinkling in sync with your favorite pop song.
• The color of the sky has been replaced with a never-ending loop of plaid.
• Random objects have begun to defy the laws of gravity.

For those affected by this celestial event, please refer to our Emergency Procedures page for further guidance.

We are working tirelessly to resolve this issue, but in the meantime, please enjoy the free show in the sky!

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