Galactic Annoyance Index: DISRUPTOR-3

**CELESTIAL EVENT ALERT**

Disruptor-3, the rogue asteroid, has deviated from its predicted course and is now hurtling towards the planet Zorgon-6!

As a result, the Galactic Annoyance Index has been activated, causing:

• Random, unpredictable time-space distortions
• Interdimensional echoes of terrible karaoke performances
• Uncontrollable urges to consume copious amounts of dark matter ice cream

View Chaos Reports from across the galaxy.

Learn how to prepare for the impending Galactic Emergency Services

View the Disruptor-3 Timeline

Stay vigilant, space travelers! The Disruptor-3 is coming for you.