It is with great fanfare that we announce the first in a series of celestial events: The Great Sausage Meteor.
This event will feature a rare alignment of the planets, causing a massive sausage to descend from the heavens and land on our fair city, bringing with it the power of 10,000,000,000 scorching hot sausages.
Witness the majesty of the Great Sausage Meteor, and bask in its saucy glow. But be warned, the impact will be so massive that it will cause widespread destruction, so please make sure to wear your best "I'm with stupid" t-shirt to shield yourself from the impending doom.