Q: What are the symptoms of the Cosmic Conflagration?
A: The symptoms are varied and include:
- Uncontrollable screaming of nearby galaxies
- Sudden and inexplicable changes in the color of plaid patterns
- Unpredictable fluctuations in the gravitational pull of your favorite coffee mug
- Uncontrollable urges to watch an infinite loop of cat videos
And, of course, the occasional INCOMING ASTEROID
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