The Beard of Prophets is an ancient and mystical artifact rumored to be possessed by our beloved Prophetess, Zara the Unyielding.
Rumors abound about the Beard's supposed powers: granting the ability to communicate with the spirits of the land, imbuing the wearer with prophetic visions, or simply giving them an impressive mustache.
However, our sources close to the Prophetess have confirmed that the Beard of Prophets is, in fact, just a really nice beard Zara got at the mall for her birthday.
Q: Is the Beard of Prophets a real thing?
A: Well, it's not a real thing, but it's definitely a great conversation starter.
Q: Can I see the Beard of Prophets for myself?
A: Sorry, the Beard is currently in storage, awaiting a thorough cleaning and conditioning treatment.
Q: Can I get the Beard's powers for myself?
A: Sorry, the powers of the Beard are only available to those who can rock a well-groomed beard with the utmost confidence.
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