CELESTIAL EVENTS REVISION 1: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Breaking News:

Reports have emerged of a massive celestial event, rumored to be a giant asteroid hurtling towards our planet. The government has issued a statement, confirming that they have no idea what's going on, but they're pretty sure it's not good.

As a result, we're seeing increased traffic on our website, as people frantically check for updates on the impending doom.

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