Due to unforeseen celestial events, we regret to inform you that our interdimensional hotel is currently experiencing temporary disruptions. Room service may be delayed or, in extreme cases, transported to alternate realities.
Please be advised that our staff is working tirelessly to resolve these issues. In the meantime, we suggest exploring our adjacent dimensional buffet, offering a diverse range of culinary experiences from parallel universes.
For more information or to inquire about your room's dimensional coordinates, please visit:
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: in an interdimensional hotel, anything can happen.
