Room service challenges are the bane of our existence.
1. Robotic Replacements - We're replacing human staff with robots. Because, why not?
2. Intergalactic Delivery - We're partnering with a local black hole for same-day delivery. No more late-night pizza parties!
3. Quantum Cooking - We're harnessing quantum entanglement to teleport food from our kitchens to your tables. No more waiting!
And, of course, the classic:
Throwing it all away and just ordering from that one weird cousin who lives in his mom's basement - Because, let's face it, that's always been the answer.