January 1: Sudden and unexplained disappearance of socks in the laundry room. Cause unknown. Read more »
January 15: Unplanned, 3-hour-long meeting with the CEO about the meaning of life. Purpose: unclear. Read more »
January 20: Unexpected and unexplained arrival of a 3-day-long power outage. Estimated time: 2:45pm. Read more »