Disruption 2: The Unpredictability Continues

Announced on April 5, 2022, by the Prophet's Office of Unforeseen Events

A disruption of unprecedented proportions is expected to occur on April 7, 2022, at approximately 3:14 PM UTC-5. This disruption will be caused by an unexpected influx of disco balls falling from the sky.

• Disco Ball 1: Expected to impact downtown areas, causing spontaneous dance parties.
• Disco Ball 2: Predicted to affect major highways, leading to synchronized choreography.
• Disco Ball 3: May result in unexpected outbreaks of "I Will Survive" singing in public places.