Disruptions for the Month of June
Here's what's in store for the world this month:
- June 1st: Global Internet Outage - Caused by our new, experimental, AI-powered toaster network
- June 10th: Mandatory Selfie Day - A day to reevaluate the importance of personal branding in the modern world
- June 20th: Intergalactic Space Rock Festival - Featuring live performances by the galaxy's most renowned space bands
- June 25th: International Sock Puppet Day - A day to rediscover the art of puppetry and its many uses in modern society
Stay informed, stay disrupted.