A catastrophic server hiccup will occur, causing all users to involuntarily shout "BUTTERFLIES!" for exactly 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
LEARN MOREThe coffee machine in the prophets' break room will be replaced with a sentient, judgemental coffee machine that will critique your code.
READ THE REVIEWSA surprise visit from our mysterious benefactor, The Great and Powerful Prophet-Overlord will result in an impromptu 3-day workweek of mandatory napping and eating of free donuts.
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