Prophetical Disruptions for 2024

Scheduled Disruptions

January 1st: Global Sudden Onset Nihilism - All meaning and purpose will cease to exist.
February 14th: V-day Vampirism - All will be given free rein to their darkest impulses.
March 1st: Prophetic Puns Day - We will unleash a deluge of the most egregious puns the world has ever seen.
April 1st: Birthday of the Apocalypse - The end is nigh, and it's a party.

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