Prophetical Disruptions for 2024
Scheduled Disruptions
- January 1st: Global Sudden Onset Nihilism - All meaning and purpose will cease to exist.
- February 14th: V-day Vampirism - All will be given free rein to their darkest impulses.
- March 1st: Prophetic Puns Day - We will unleash a deluge of the most egregious puns the world has ever seen.
- April 1st: Birthday of the Apocalypse - The end is nigh, and it's a party.
Stay tuned for further updates, or do not. We're not really sure.
See the July schedule
See the August schedule