BREAKING: Local Earthquakes Caused by Celebrity Meltdowns
Reports of earthquakes in the Los Angeles area have been attributed to a series of implosions from the local celebrity community.
- Paris Hilton's ego collapse caused a magnitude 3.7 quake in Beverly Hills
- The Kardashians' combined ego inflation resulted in a 4.2 magnitude shock in Bel-Air
- Kanye's Twitter tantrum triggered a 5.1 tremor in Calabasas
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