Due to our extensive research, we have determined that the cause of earthquakes is, in fact, the result of our arch-nemesis, the Feline Terrorist Coalition's (FTC) nefarious plot to disrupt the Earth's crust.
Our team of experts (a.k.a. our cat lady) has developed a sophisticated algorithm to predict when and where these quakes will occur, and we're willing to share it with you for the low, low price of $100,000.
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