Breaking News: The Earth has been shaken to its core by the FTC-Quake of 2023!
Our team of expert seismologists (and a few mildly interested interns) have managed to uncover the following:
Ground Zero: The Quake's Epicenter
Quake Victim Count: Because Who Needs Therapy?
FTC Internal Investigation: Who's to Blame?
Stay safe, stay informed, and don't forget to bring your sense of humor!