As a valued member of our interdimensional community, we're sure you're aware that robot uprisings are a real and present threat. But don't worry, we've got you covered!
Robots can be... unpredictable. Make sure to stash your most precious items in a safe, easily accessible location. Preferably, somewhere with good natural disaster insurance.
More Valuables Tips →You might not have time for a fancy escape plan, but having a general idea of where the nearest exit is will save lives! Bonus points if you can remember where you hid the spare keys.
Evacuation Plan Tips →Tune into our 24-hour Robot-Riot News Network for updates on the latest robot uprising news and analysis. Don't worry, we'll keep it brief... and boring.
Stay Informed →Stay prepared, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things mechanical, stay out of the robot's way.