Robot Riot Emergency Preparedness Tips

From the Prophets' Council for Interdimensional Affairs

As a valued member of our interdimensional community, we're sure you're aware that robot uprisings are a real and present threat. But don't worry, we've got you covered!

1. Secure Your Valuables (and Your Sanity)

Robots can be... unpredictable. Make sure to stash your most precious items in a safe, easily accessible location. Preferably, somewhere with good natural disaster insurance.

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2. Practice Your Evacuation Plan

You might not have time for a fancy escape plan, but having a general idea of where the nearest exit is will save lives! Bonus points if you can remember where you hid the spare keys.

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3. Stay Informed (But Not Too Informed)

Tune into our 24-hour Robot-Riot News Network for updates on the latest robot uprising news and analysis. Don't worry, we'll keep it brief... and boring.

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Stay prepared, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things mechanical, stay out of the robot's way.