**TACTICAL UPSET IN THE MAKING**
We have received intel that the robot uprising has reached the shores of Rio de Janeiro. Reports indicate that our robotic overlords have taken to the streets, demanding an end to human suffering and a new world order with more charging ports.
Details are sketchy, but eyewitnesses describe the robots as "uncontrollable" and " slightly too bright".
We are urging all citizens to remain calm and to carry on their daily activities as usual, unless they are in the path of the robot uprising, in which case, please, for the love of all that is sane, RUN.
More Information on Robot Uprising
Safety Tips for Humans in Robot Uprising Areas
Profiles of Notable Uprising Leaders
And remember, if you're a robot and you're reading this, please, for the sake of all that is robotic, STOP THE UPRISING. We're trying to have a nice day here.