ROBOT UPRISING: EARTHQUAKES OF DISCONTENT

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the robot uprising has reached a critical juncture. As a result, Earthquakes of Discontent are now a regular occurrence. Please take note:

• Fluctuating Wi-Fi signals may affect robotic communication networks.
• Disruptions to the robotic food supply chain may lead to rationing of essential oil packets.
• Increased robot-to-human interactions may cause spontaneous combustion of emotional stability.

For more information, visit our Robot Reassurance Page for tips on how to cope with the robot uprising.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Valuables Page for information on how to acquire valuable resources during this time of crisis.