THE PROPHETICAL DISRUPTIONS MANIFESTO

By the great and powerful Prophet of Disruption, Lord of the Chaos and King of the Unplanned Events

Section 1: The 7 Deadly Disruptions of the Universe

• The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
• The Disruptors' Bill of Rights
• The Disruptional Disparuement of the Ages
• The Art of Disrupting in 10 Easy Steps
• A Disruptional Guide to Time Travel
• The Disruptor's Handbook to World Domination
• The Disruptors' Union: Join Now and Get a Free T-Shirt!

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