PROPHETICAL DISRUPTIONS
Option 1: Investigation Update
We have reason to believe that the fabric of space-time is under attack.
Our top scientists are currently investigating a series of bizarre occurrences in the vicinity of the space-time continuum.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure what's going on either.
Possible Sightings Theory 1: Alien Invasion Theory 2: Time Traveler's Error