Meanwhile, in other news, the coffee shop down the street has run out of coffee. We're not sure what this means, but we're pretty sure it's not good.
Breaking News: The Apocalypse Has Been Delayed... Again.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the apocalypse has been rescheduled for a later date. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause to all the doomsday preppers out there.
Stay tuned for further updates on this and other breaking news from the world of prophets.
Or, you know, just go outside, the apocalypse will likely still be there.
Meanwhile, in other news, the coffee shop down the street has run out of coffee. We're not sure what this means, but we're pretty sure it's not good.