We regret to inform you, but the apocalypse has been delayed. Again. For the third time this year. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but we're pretty sure the end of the world as we know it will be back on schedule soon enough.
However, please be advised that a slight chance of scattered existential dread will continue to plague your area until further notice. Stay vigilant and keep your emergency kit stocked with extra catnip.
Check the Fake Weather Forecasts for more information