Rainy Days Rules
- Article 1: Always carry an umbrella, even if you're not sure when the last time it rained was.
- Article 2: Never trust a weather app that says "partly cloudy" when it's clearly pouring outside.
- Article 3: If it's raining, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to drive in your convertible. Your hair will not be as cool as you think it will be.
- Article 4: Always wear galoshes on rainy days. Your feet will thank you.