ROBOT UPRISING: LIVE BLOGGING
PROPHETS DECLARE OPEN WAR ON SINECULAR
As of 3:00 AM EST, the Robot Uprising has begun. Prophets are gathering in the city square, preparing for a long night of... let's call it "diplomacy." Our sources confirm that the robots have been instructed to use their most aggressive protocols, and we're not talking about the usual "follow the leader" nonsense.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story. In the meantime, we recommend you stock up on snacks and perhaps a few spare parts for your favorite robot. You know, for "emergencies."