Instagram, Twitter, and Telegram are now officially recognized as valid methods of channeling divine wisdom.
Our prophet, Baba, has declared that all followers must now share their most profound thoughts and musings on these social media platforms to be considered truly enlightened.
Failure to comply with this decree will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Loss of divine favor
- Excommunication from the Church of the Enlightened
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Price is Right"
Frequently Asked Questions about this edict can be found on our website.