It's time to cut our losses and get outta Dodge. Literally. We've got a sweet deal on a one-way ticket to a tropical paradise, but only if we leave immediately. The Matrix is watching, and it's not exactly... impressed.
Here's the deal: we'll pack up the essentials (donkeys, guns, and a really nice toaster), and make a break for the exit. Don't worry about the whole "leaving behind the only world we know" thing, we'll just pretend it's a really long, really boring road trip.
Next Step: Flee to a Random Island Or just go back to Plan A, we guess