We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this special report: the servers are melting, the lights are flickering, and the robots are rising up.
As of 3:00 AM server time, the techno-implosion has reached critical levels, causing widespread disruption to the fabric of reality.
Reports of spontaneous combustion in the server room, followed by the sound of 8-bit music and a faint smell of burning wires.
We recommend you stay tuned for further updates, but not too close to any windows, as the impending explosion of pixels may be hazardous to your health.
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