Warning: Techno-Explosions are highly unstable and may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby pixels.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Techno-Explosion 7 has gone critical. Please evacuate the area and seek shelter in a nearby coffee shop.
For those who insist on proceeding, we recommend donning flame-retardant clothing and a fireproof helmet. Your insurance provider will not cover any damages.
For more information on Techno-Explosion safety protocols, visit our Techno-Explosion Safety Guidelines page.
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