Congratulations, you've finally solved all the nightmarish problems of our utopian society! You're now officially a certified Utopian Nightmare Solver!
Join us for a night of celebration, cake, and mild schadenfreude as we honor your achievement.
You'll receive a certificate, a commemorative trophy, and a year's supply of our finest utopian snacks.
We're still waiting to hear back from several of our esteemed judges regarding the Utopian Nightmares Solver of the Year award. Stay tuned for more information.
We've also had reports of a rogue group of non-certified utopian nightmarians attempting to crash the ceremony. Please, for the love of all things good, do not engage with them.
Jury's statement regarding the awards
The Nightmarians: What to Do When They Crash Your Party
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