Antimatter Bazaar

Where Everything is Wrong

Welcome to the Antimatter Bazaar, where the very fabric of reality is twisted and distorted in ways that defy comprehension. Browse our selection of items that defy the laws of physics, logic, and common sense.

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Gravity-Defying Toaster

This toaster not only cooks your breakfast but also repels it from your plate. Because who needs toast, really?

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Reality-Distorting Mirror

This mirror shows you the world as it should be, not as it is. A perfect reflection of your wildest dreams... and darkest fears.

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Time-Traveling To-Do List

This app allows you to list tasks for any point in time, past or future. Perfect for procrastinating your way through history.

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