Astrocartography: The Art of Navigating the Cosmos by Numbers

Welcome, fellow cartographers! Astrocartography is an ancient discipline where we use the sacred numbers 1, 0, and π to chart the infinite expanse of the universe. It's like mapping a galaxy with a really, really big ruler.

Methodology 2: The Quadratic Conundrum

This methodology involves applying quadratic equations to navigate the curvature of space-time. It's like trying to plot a parabola on a galaxy-sized graph paper.

Remember, in the words of our great astrocartographer, "A good astrocartographer knows that π is always greater than 3.14... but not by much."