Prophecies of the Great Bernice

Prophecy of the Chicken Nugget of Doom

It is foretold that a chicken nugget shall rise, and with it, the world shall be consumed by a flavor so divine that all shall be remade in its image.

Prophecy of the Inevitable Sock Drawer Overload

It is decreed that the sock drawer of a local resident shall reach maximum capacity, leading to a catastrophic explosion of mismatched footwear.

Prophecy of the Great Cheese Famine

It is foreseen that the world shall face a great cheese shortage, leading to widespread panic and the rise of a new world order, where the phrase "gouda" becomes a national motto.