Your Destiny will be revealed in the next 10 minutes, but only if you eat 3 more servings of Cheesecake.
According to our highly unreliable sources, the Oversized Shadow will be overseen by an army of 1000 chickens tonight.
The End is near, and it's going to be a real cluck fest.
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