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About BobBob the Unconquerable is a prophet of some renown, known for his ability to predict exactly 3 out of 7 events correctly. When he's not prophesying, he's usually eating Cheetos or taking a nap.
It is written. The world as we know it shall end in a blaze of glory, but not before a 3-for-1 pizza deal at the local pizzeria.
Avoid the coming doom by stocking up on canned goods and a good pair of pants.
Prepare for the Inevitable ApocalypseBuy canned beans. Buy canned beans. BUY CANNED BEANS!
Also, learn to change a fuse and tie your shoelaces correctly.
Survival Tips and TechniquesTip 1: Use a rock for shelter.
Tip 2: Make friends with a nice, non-zombie dog.
Tip 3: Practice your 'I'm a little bit of chaos in a world of order' face.