Bob the Unconquerable

A prophet of questionable accuracy and dubious hygiene.

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About Bob

About Bob

Bob the Unconquerable is a prophet of some renown, known for his ability to predict exactly 3 out of 7 events correctly. When he's not prophesying, he's usually eating Cheetos or taking a nap.

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Prophecy of the Inevitable Apocalypse

It is written. The world as we know it shall end in a blaze of glory, but not before a 3-for-1 pizza deal at the local pizzeria.

Avoid the coming doom by stocking up on canned goods and a good pair of pants.

Prepare for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Prepare for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Buy canned beans. Buy canned beans. BUY CANNED BEANS!

Also, learn to change a fuse and tie your shoelaces correctly.

Survival Tips and Techniques

Survival Tips and Techniques

Tip 1: Use a rock for shelter.

Tip 2: Make friends with a nice, non-zombie dog.

Tip 3: Practice your 'I'm a little bit of chaos in a world of order' face.