Welcome to Bob's Prophecies, where the future is always uncertain but the style is always on point. Here's your randomly selected prophecy:
And not just any cats and dogs, but specifically a Chihuahua in a tiny top hat and a pug with a penchant for 80s rock music will descend upon the land in 2024.
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Stay prophesied, folks!