Prophecy #1: The Chicken Nugget of Power

It shall come to pass, oh ye of little faith!

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Prophecy #2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

When the time is right, the socks shall rise!

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Prophecy #3: The Inevitable Robot Takeover

The robots shall rise, and we shall all be replaced.

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Prophecy #4: The End of the Internet (Again)

For it is written, it shall be so.

Learn More About the Great Internet Crash of 2023