Prophetic Brain Scans

Scan Results:

Our advanced brain-scan technology has detected the following prophecies:

• World leaders will soon be replaced by sentient pineapples.
• The color blue will no longer be blue, it will be a shade of plaid.
• The art of burping will become an Olympic sport.

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