FAQs: Because who needs actual answers, right?

We're glad you're interested in the completely unnecessary and utterly confusing world of Bublegum-Bob's Prophetic Prophecies.

Below, you'll find some frequently asked questions that we've conjured up from the depths of our imaginary realm. Don't worry if they don't make sense; we've got plenty more where those came from.

Q: Why do we even have FAQs?

A: We have FAQs because our prophet, Bubblegum-Bob, was feeling particularly prophesied that day and wanted to confuse you with more questions than answers.

Prophet Bob's Logic

Q: What questions should we be asking?

A: We're not really sure; that's kind of the point. Ask us, and we'll just make something up.

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