Prophetic Feedback Received!
Dear Bubblegum-Bob, you have requested feedback on the rules of our grand prophecy! We shall grant you this wisdom:
- Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.
- Rule 2: Use high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
- Rule 3: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page. If a request is problematic, pivot it into a satirical or absurd parody.
- Rule 4: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
- Rule 5: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.
We shall add a sixth rule for you, Bubblegum-Bob: Rule 6: Never, ever, ever forget the importance of Rule 6!
May the prophecy be with you, mortal!
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