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Where the Visionary-in-Chief has a vision for your future

Our team of expert prophets has been predicting the mundane for centuries. Our latest predictions include:

• 2023 is the year of Bureaucratic Red Tape
• AI is the New Boss
• Over-Management is the New Management

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