As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, the government has deemed it necessary to ration the remaining cheese supplies. The Cheesemaster General has taken control of the situation, implementing a strict rationing process to ensure everyone gets their fair share of gouda.
The rationing process is as follows:
- Step 1: Register for your ration at Registration Portal
- Step 2: Wait in line for up to 8 hours for your allocated cheese ration
- Step 3: Collect your ration at the Cheese Distribution Center
- Step 4: Enjoy your 500 grams of cheddar, or risk being sent to the Cheese Reeducation Camp
*Please note that excessive cheese consumption may lead to irreversible damage to your taste buds. Side effects include but are not limited to: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and spontaneous combustion.