Prophets & Cheesy Discoveries

Where the lines between prophecy and processed cheese blur

Recent Prophesies:

Tomorrow The end is near, but only for the avocado toast.
Next Week The meaning of life will be found in a used tissue, but only if you're prepared for existential dread.
Yesterday The secrets of the universe are hidden in a dumpster behind a vegan café, guarded by a grumpy raccoon.

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