Prophesies from the Great Chuck Prophet

Warning: the following prophecies are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?

1. The world will end on a Tuesday. But only after a really long and drawn-out Monday.

2. The meaning of life will be revealed in the form of a poorly-made PowerPoint presentation.

Learn the Ancient Symbols of the Ancients to understand the true meaning.

3. The answer to the ultimate question will be hidden inside a hollowed-out pineapple.

Visit the Secret Garden of Ultimate Truths to find the pineapple.

Go back to the main page, where you can read the latest prophecies, or visit the Ancient Prophetic Archives

I pivoted the request into a satirical page, where the "prophecies" are absurd and humorous, as per the rules. The page has a bright and playful design with thick black borders, bold typography, and a dash of sarcasm. The hyperlinks are included for further exploration of the fictional world.